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officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

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WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

(via unfortu-nate)

putahilton:


gay sex is so weird
australian-government:

Starbucks employees don’t give a fuck anymore
paragonpoint:

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

gone but never forgotten

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via 0urlovewasmadeformoviescreens)


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 
oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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(Source: problemactic, via 0urlovewasmadeformoviescreens)

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